What's The Douchiest Car on Your Local Craigslist?

"Matthew Keyser" (teisco15) 03/30/2017 at 22:09 • Filed to: Douchemobiles

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Sylvester Stallone in his Douchestang

Some cars just come off as supremely douchey, like this convertible Ford Mustang for example. While Sylvester Stallone likely spent a pretty penny ruining this Mustang, you don’t have to be a film star to own a repulsive car.

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This 350Z on my local Craigslist for example is vinyl wrapped bright blue, has an aftermarket fart-box and, having seen it in person, neon. It could all be yours for just under $9,000.

Have you ever seen a ultra-douchey car/are there any douche-boxes posted on your Craigslist? Comment your findings down below.

MrDakka > Matthew Keyser 03/30/2017 at 22:16

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Are those supposed to be tribal tats on the mustang?

Quadradeuce > Matthew Keyser 03/30/2017 at 22:17

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Not on Craigslist, but there’s an Audi TT with massive pink New York Yankees decals all over it. I live in Green Bay...

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Matthew Keyser 03/30/2017 at 22:19

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Amber Diamond wrap, coil overs performance mods and an automatic transmission

2001 Lexus IS300
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/6062452569.html

Urambo Tauro > Matthew Keyser 03/30/2017 at 22:25

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I decided to try searching for “modified”, and found this . Now the van itself is not very douchey, but just look at that assortment of pictures:

facw > MrDakka 03/30/2017 at 22:28

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I can’t promise you it’s the worst, but I think it’s a strong candidate:

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MrDakka > facw 03/30/2017 at 22:32

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I hope you’re happy, had to use a spoon to get rid of that image

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Matthew Keyser 03/30/2017 at 22:37

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I win.

https://kalispell.craigslist.org/cto/6026326313.html

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > facw 03/30/2017 at 22:48

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Oh shit that’s an Eclipse, I thought it was a Grand Prix

facw > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 03/30/2017 at 22:51

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I think it’s probably best not to look at it too closely.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Matthew Keyser 03/30/2017 at 23:50

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This has to be pretty high up there. https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ctd/6065449821.html

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 03/30/2017 at 23:51

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I actually don’t mind that, but I have terrible taste. It’s a manual swap away from being a cool car.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/30/2017 at 23:59

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I got that beat.

I have no idea what deal is with the gap between the bed and cab.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Matthew Keyser 03/31/2017 at 00:11

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This.

Ew.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Matthew Keyser 03/31/2017 at 00:24

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I guess if your not into stance this qualifies. I like it tho. Yes the wheels are XXRs, which makes things worse.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Matthew Keyser 03/31/2017 at 14:22

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It is so hard to choose

There is this

This wins

Close second

And then there is the douche factor in thinking this beetle is worth this much

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Matthew Keyser 04/19/2017 at 00:55

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A guy in my union had a Chevy truck like that, it was purple. We called it purple rain. Luckily he got rid of it and got a nice silver chevy truck.